After being deluged by five or more total feet of snow over the period of a week, the East Coast has mostly managed to bounce back. Businesses are now open again, streets are cleared (while some sidewalks remain snow-covered), churches are having services again, and schools are back in session.
What remains is a lot of snow, piled-high all over the cities and suburbs of the East Coast states. And since a lot of that snow has nowhere to go, some of it remains on parking lots, causing a lack of parking (at least, less parking than normal) in most parking lots. This isn't always a big deal, but on a day where the general populace goes out to dinner (say, Valentine's Day), it creates a parking situation.
And do you know what can make that situation worse? When some asshole in a fancy SUV decides to park across three spaces because they don't want their precious car dinged!
Being that it is me, I made sure to leave them a token of my gratitude. And, since it WAS Valentine's Day, I tried my best to festive about it.
The card, addressed to "The Person Who Can't Fucking Park":
The silver SUV in question:
What remains is a lot of snow, piled-high all over the cities and suburbs of the East Coast states. And since a lot of that snow has nowhere to go, some of it remains on parking lots, causing a lack of parking (at least, less parking than normal) in most parking lots. This isn't always a big deal, but on a day where the general populace goes out to dinner (say, Valentine's Day), it creates a parking situation.
And do you know what can make that situation worse? When some asshole in a fancy SUV decides to park across three spaces because they don't want their precious car dinged!
Being that it is me, I made sure to leave them a token of my gratitude. And, since it WAS Valentine's Day, I tried my best to festive about it.
The card, addressed to "The Person Who Can't Fucking Park":
The silver SUV in question:
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