Gainesville Police arrested former standout Gator wide receiver Louis Morris Murphy Jr. early Sunday morning
Another dangerous criminal has been scooped up from the mean streets of America and faces possible long-term incarceration. Thanks to the wonderful men and women in blue, we can sleep safely tonight.
Harrison said Murphy consented to a search of his vehicle, where officers found a “non-labeled prescription bottle containing 11 individual pills later identified as Viagra.” Murphy could not provide a prescription for it and allegedly told the officer that he had peeled the label off of the bottle “because he did not want his girlfriend to know he had a prescription for it.”
Oh, dear, even better. This man was a vicious drug fiend, popping pill after pill to make sure he could make love to many beautiful women over the course of the night. Between this Viagra and his football money, there's no chance he wasn't getting lucky tonight. But now that's all stopped, thanks to the police.
And why shouldn't they stop his activities? It's not likely any of them are as lucky as him. Why not abuse their power due to their own green-eyed feelings? This man was a dangerous criminal: an obvious drug addict.
Sure, maybe you, valiant readers, will attempt to argue that his crime is a victimless one, but I will counter! I will counter your argument, yes. The luckier he gets with women, the more his testosterone will go up, and the more it goes up, perhaps the better his football game improves! And if that happens, then every team that is NOT the Oakland Raiders will be in trouble! The police are just looking after their own interest here, as Dolphins or Buccaneer fans.
So, you see, these cops had every reason to arrest this man, after all:
Gainesville Police Officer Thomas Harrison said he spotted Murphy's Cadillac Escalade at 100 SW First St., with the stereo playing loudly. Harrison said he told Murphy, 23, to pull over...
You see, his stereo was playing loudly, so why shouldn't he be stopped, refused an answer when asked why,[2] arrested for no real reason, and then his vehicle searched? Loud stereos are a public nuisance, you know! And now, thanks to great detective work by Officer Harrison, anotheryoung black guy criminal is behind bars.
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2. Harrison flipped on his lights and ordered Murphy and the passengers to stop. Harrison said Murphy refused to present identification and demanded to know why Harrison stopped him.
Another dangerous criminal has been scooped up from the mean streets of America and faces possible long-term incarceration. Thanks to the wonderful men and women in blue, we can sleep safely tonight.
Harrison said Murphy consented to a search of his vehicle, where officers found a “non-labeled prescription bottle containing 11 individual pills later identified as Viagra.” Murphy could not provide a prescription for it and allegedly told the officer that he had peeled the label off of the bottle “because he did not want his girlfriend to know he had a prescription for it.”
Oh, dear, even better. This man was a vicious drug fiend, popping pill after pill to make sure he could make love to many beautiful women over the course of the night. Between this Viagra and his football money, there's no chance he wasn't getting lucky tonight. But now that's all stopped, thanks to the police.
And why shouldn't they stop his activities? It's not likely any of them are as lucky as him. Why not abuse their power due to their own green-eyed feelings? This man was a dangerous criminal: an obvious drug addict.Sure, maybe you, valiant readers, will attempt to argue that his crime is a victimless one, but I will counter! I will counter your argument, yes. The luckier he gets with women, the more his testosterone will go up, and the more it goes up, perhaps the better his football game improves! And if that happens, then every team that is NOT the Oakland Raiders will be in trouble! The police are just looking after their own interest here, as Dolphins or Buccaneer fans.
So, you see, these cops had every reason to arrest this man, after all:
Gainesville Police Officer Thomas Harrison said he spotted Murphy's Cadillac Escalade at 100 SW First St., with the stereo playing loudly. Harrison said he told Murphy, 23, to pull over...
You see, his stereo was playing loudly, so why shouldn't he be stopped, refused an answer when asked why,[2] arrested for no real reason, and then his vehicle searched? Loud stereos are a public nuisance, you know! And now, thanks to great detective work by Officer Harrison, another
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2. Harrison flipped on his lights and ordered Murphy and the passengers to stop. Harrison said Murphy refused to present identification and demanded to know why Harrison stopped him.
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