Pikesville, MD, is full of fail - and Jews, and high-priced grocery stores, and cute little eateries, and some other stuff, too. Most importantly, though, it's full of fail, as I've already said.
This evening I first witnessed this travesty of an extermination company's van:

Yep, At Once will immediately handle your cockroach andmice rat gerbil infestations. And in a professional manner, too!
That van was in the parking lot of a fancy grocery store. The store in question is known known for its organic food selections (and other food with labels full of paragraph after paragraph of buzzwords that supposedly mean "healthy"). Inside, we found cheese that contains actual milk. You know, the kind that comes from a cow:

Yes, the above cheese contains actual milk (the kind that comes from a cow), according to the ingredients on the back of the packaging.[1] On the other hand, according to the front, it contains "no animal by-products". Right, because THAT makes sense.
1. My cellphone didn't have the resolution needed to take a good photo of the tiny list, so just take my word for it.
This evening I first witnessed this travesty of an extermination company's van:

Yep, At Once will immediately handle your cockroach and
That van was in the parking lot of a fancy grocery store. The store in question is known known for its organic food selections (and other food with labels full of paragraph after paragraph of buzzwords that supposedly mean "healthy"). Inside, we found cheese that contains actual milk. You know, the kind that comes from a cow:

Yes, the above cheese contains actual milk (the kind that comes from a cow), according to the ingredients on the back of the packaging.[1] On the other hand, according to the front, it contains "no animal by-products". Right, because THAT makes sense.
1. My cellphone didn't have the resolution needed to take a good photo of the tiny list, so just take my word for it.