And so it has come to pass, another Muslim has apparently been caught trying to commit terrorist acts. This time it was a Nicaraguan-born young man who had quite a poor run as a teenager (in and out of jail, etc).
As normal (and expected), the ignorant single-celled organisms (and I'm not even sure that single cell is a brain cell) crawl out from under their rocks and comment.
The comments include ramblings about how violent Islam is and how there is no way that any Muslim can be peaceful - and if, in fact, they are peaceful, they're not a real Muslim (or something like that[1]), calls for execution (because that's what'll stop Muslim terrorists[2]), and more of the usual. None of the aforementioned stuff is that remarkable, as it's pretty par-for-the-course kinda stuff. However, then we get a sparkling gem of blatant racism:
Donato1 at 12:10 AM December 9, 2010
Is he an illegal alien or just some typical Latin Thug
What is a "typical Latin Thug", anyway? Well, I've looked into it: I've polled several archaeologists and searched through masses of Google results. I'm happy to tell you that my hard work has resulted in a great conclusion:
Julius Caesar is the prime example of a "typical Latin Thug".
This history of "Latin Thuggery" dates back to the 2nd century BCE, and is a wonderful cultural tradition that is kept alive today by The Roman Catholic church. Typical Latin Thugs are trained, starting at toddlerhood, personally by The Pope (from what I understand, it's a scene much like the one in the Star Wars prequel movies where Yoda is instructing younglings). When they reach five, they are shipped back home to their homes to train under the local Archbishop. Finally, when they achieve puberty, they are released into the wild[3] (as the Catholic priests have no more use for them).
When their training is complete, Latin Thugs are required, for the rest of their lives, to spend an inordinate amount of time acting thug-like. They are also legally and morally bound to follow a codified set of rules while doing it. This code includes requirements to speak solely in Latin during any crime they commit, wear a lot of gold jewelry, and to attend mass every Sunday.
It is interesting to note that originally, Latin Thugs were not required to attend mass, as Julius Caesar was not a Catholic. In those days of yore, they were required to attend an orgy every Sunday, instead.
1. It's hard to really say what the person was attempting to communicate, because they're that fucking stupid.
2. Yep, a group that is often comprised of SUICIDE BOMBERS will be stopped due to threat of execution. That makes sense!
3. Not to be confused with the stupid, overrated movie that "changes the lives" of dumb, spoiled, rich white kids.
As normal (and expected), the ignorant single-celled organisms (and I'm not even sure that single cell is a brain cell) crawl out from under their rocks and comment.
The comments include ramblings about how violent Islam is and how there is no way that any Muslim can be peaceful - and if, in fact, they are peaceful, they're not a real Muslim (or something like that[1]), calls for execution (because that's what'll stop Muslim terrorists[2]), and more of the usual. None of the aforementioned stuff is that remarkable, as it's pretty par-for-the-course kinda stuff. However, then we get a sparkling gem of blatant racism:
Donato1 at 12:10 AM December 9, 2010
Is he an illegal alien or just some typical Latin Thug
What is a "typical Latin Thug", anyway? Well, I've looked into it: I've polled several archaeologists and searched through masses of Google results. I'm happy to tell you that my hard work has resulted in a great conclusion:
Julius Caesar is the prime example of a "typical Latin Thug".
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| Caesar: A typical Latin thug. |
When their training is complete, Latin Thugs are required, for the rest of their lives, to spend an inordinate amount of time acting thug-like. They are also legally and morally bound to follow a codified set of rules while doing it. This code includes requirements to speak solely in Latin during any crime they commit, wear a lot of gold jewelry, and to attend mass every Sunday.
It is interesting to note that originally, Latin Thugs were not required to attend mass, as Julius Caesar was not a Catholic. In those days of yore, they were required to attend an orgy every Sunday, instead.
1. It's hard to really say what the person was attempting to communicate, because they're that fucking stupid.
2. Yep, a group that is often comprised of SUICIDE BOMBERS will be stopped due to threat of execution. That makes sense!
3. Not to be confused with the stupid, overrated movie that "changes the lives" of dumb, spoiled, rich white kids.
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