Dr. Gerry Jones (Or "How I Learned that Hateful Bigots are all Stupid")

The idiotic homophobes are coming out in force. Recently, we had a letter from a "Mary" (whose relatives are now attempting an e-battle with me, starting with insults from the get-go), and now we have Gerry Jones, noted doctor of anthropoly err... Uneducated dolt.

And I mean that when I say it. I didn't mean the "doctor of anthropology" part at all, but I figured since he wrote in a manner to suggest that he is some sort-of authority on the history of marriage and human sexuality in various cultures around the world, he must think he is some sort-of doctor of anthropology. But he's not. And do you know how I know he's not? Because the facts in his letter can easily be refuted by an Anthropology 101 book.

Hooray for pro-life and traditional family values!

I wish to congratulate the voters of Maine -- one of the most liberal states in the Union -- for rejecting the counterfeit and oxymoronic notion of "same-sex marriage."

Homosexual activists are hurting and broken people desperately seeking affirmation of an objectively deviant lifestyle. One that, even in their heart of hearts, they know to be wrong and a dead end. They remind me of spoiled children dressing up and playing house, refusing to come in when mom calls for dinner. The vote is significant because we are dealing with forced affirmation of homosexuality -- under penalty of law. This is an historic battle for the minds and souls of our children.

A dead-end? Does this mean that, because they cannot have children, it's a dead-end marriage and there is no reason for it? I sure hope this man goes around telling all of the sterile couples out there that their marriages a sham and a dead-end. I sure hope he tries hard to overturn their legality!

And you know, not only does this guy not have the simplest understanding of marriages and choices in society, he doesn't even understand the facts of how laws and freedom work. Nobody's forcing anybody to affirm homosexuality, the law would simply make the government affirm it. Everybody, including Gerry Jones, would still be free to be a bigoted, hateful idiot if the law passed.

Gay marriage has now lost in all 31 states in which the question has been put to a popular vote.

The time has come for a federal amendment banning homosexuality and same-sex marriage.

Gerry Jones, Baltimore^[1]

He wants to timewarp back to when homosexuality wasn't even allowed. Too bad the Supreme Court already found that sodomy was legal. Good luck overturning that one.

I'm glad he admits he's celebrating the "defeat" of gay marriage... Maybe he'll throw a party... With booze... And a freak accident will occur... And nobody of any intelligence will miss him.

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