The Black Death: The coolest death in history. If you missed it the first time around (and I'm pretty certain we all did), do not fret, as we have a new plague; one with an all new passion!The newest plague sweeping the nation, much like the previous one, is a biological one. This one, however, takes at least nine months to fester and grow before finally becoming a problem. This new plague? Children.
Yes, CHILDREN. Those tiny human beings that so many people choose to create.
Kids, as the plague is more commonly known, do something which epidemiologists call "play". During this cycle of "play", they create noise, throw stuff, including "baseballs",[1] and run around.
The most dangerous hours for exposure to children are between 3PM and 8PM. The elderly (and adults with an allergy to kids) are cautioned to stay indoors between the hours 3PM and 8PM daily. Exposure to kids can create headaches, annoyance, and many other medical conditions.[2]
In all seriousness, I find children to be utterly obnoxious, but complaining that kids are outside making noise and playing in your neighborhood is really fucking stupid. So, congratulations, k0dama.[3]
1. Baseballs: scientific term for a special type of ball often used by kids.
2. Especially in those genetically disposed to being up-tight, boring people.
3. Source
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