Those were the immortal words of The Joker... Or Jerry Maguire. One of those.
Lord Xenu's archnemesis, playing a sports agent, uttered it to a member of the opposite gender, while our beloved (and dead) Heath Ledger, as The Joker, uttered the phrase to a member of his own gender. And while that was absolutely hilarious the first twenty times I saw it (and the subsequent twenty, as well), it's not for everybody. You see, I've found another Joker. And this one? Well, you would never hear them saying such to a member of the same gender. This Joker's name is "Barb Davis White", and she running as a Republican in Minnesota's 5th District.
When I call White "The Joker", it's not only because she wears clown makeup, but because she is actually a joker. She's absolutely hilarious. She thinks that civil rights are over with; gone with the wind. Why? Well, it's because she has her civil rights already. As an African-American woman, she's been empowered by two seperate movements in American history, and plenty of laws and legal rulings to help her on her way. White feels "just fine" these days, apparently. The problem is, though, that she is so comfortable with her civil rights, that she's using her rights (like the right to run for office and be elected to that office) to squash the rights of others: She is a homophobic wench, to put it politely.
Barb Davis White, a Tea Party activist and Republican candidate for Minnesota’s 5th Congressional District, prompted shocked gasps from the packed hearing room when she said, “Rosa Parks did not move to the front of the bus to support sodomy.” Her testimony involved accusations that the movement for marriage equality is hijacking the civil rights movement.
A Tea Party activist? Not a surprised look in my eye at all, there.
And the gay rights movement is hijacking the civil rights movement? I'm pretty sure WHITE is the one hijacking the civil rights movement. You know, but trying to define exactly what it is and where it ends.
Miss White is evil incarnate, apparently, much like The Joker. And, much like The Joker of Batman fame, she also makes up elaborate schemes to further her agenda:
White also garnered some laughs from the audience when she said, “Studies also show that the average homosexual has hundreds of sexual partners in his lifetime… and I repeat hundreds.”
“I’m here today to tell you that homosexuality and lesbian behavior is unhealthy,” claiming that gays and lesbians have higher rates of STDs than anyone else in the world, including “gay bowel disease,” an ailment that does not exist and is often used by religious right figures to paint gay men as diseased.
Gay bowel disease? WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GAY BOWEL DISEASE? I'M... WHAT? I... JUST... WHAT???
Oh, thankfully, Wikipedia saved the day. They have a page on it! Apparently, it's an outdated term that really means nothing at all... Yet another thing in this blog that's NOT A SURPRISE!
I can make up terms, too, you know. So, I would love to say that I think White suffers from a disease: bad-makeup-stupid-bitch disease. And you don't need Dr. House to diagnose that one.
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Lord Xenu's archnemesis, playing a sports agent, uttered it to a member of the opposite gender, while our beloved (and dead) Heath Ledger, as The Joker, uttered the phrase to a member of his own gender. And while that was absolutely hilarious the first twenty times I saw it (and the subsequent twenty, as well), it's not for everybody. You see, I've found another Joker. And this one? Well, you would never hear them saying such to a member of the same gender. This Joker's name is "Barb Davis White", and she running as a Republican in Minnesota's 5th District.
When I call White "The Joker", it's not only because she wears clown makeup, but because she is actually a joker. She's absolutely hilarious. She thinks that civil rights are over with; gone with the wind. Why? Well, it's because she has her civil rights already. As an African-American woman, she's been empowered by two seperate movements in American history, and plenty of laws and legal rulings to help her on her way. White feels "just fine" these days, apparently. The problem is, though, that she is so comfortable with her civil rights, that she's using her rights (like the right to run for office and be elected to that office) to squash the rights of others: She is a homophobic wench, to put it politely.Barb Davis White, a Tea Party activist and Republican candidate for Minnesota’s 5th Congressional District, prompted shocked gasps from the packed hearing room when she said, “Rosa Parks did not move to the front of the bus to support sodomy.” Her testimony involved accusations that the movement for marriage equality is hijacking the civil rights movement.
A Tea Party activist? Not a surprised look in my eye at all, there.
And the gay rights movement is hijacking the civil rights movement? I'm pretty sure WHITE is the one hijacking the civil rights movement. You know, but trying to define exactly what it is and where it ends.
Miss White is evil incarnate, apparently, much like The Joker. And, much like The Joker of Batman fame, she also makes up elaborate schemes to further her agenda:
White also garnered some laughs from the audience when she said, “Studies also show that the average homosexual has hundreds of sexual partners in his lifetime… and I repeat hundreds.”
“I’m here today to tell you that homosexuality and lesbian behavior is unhealthy,” claiming that gays and lesbians have higher rates of STDs than anyone else in the world, including “gay bowel disease,” an ailment that does not exist and is often used by religious right figures to paint gay men as diseased.
Gay bowel disease? WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GAY BOWEL DISEASE? I'M... WHAT? I... JUST... WHAT???Oh, thankfully, Wikipedia saved the day. They have a page on it! Apparently, it's an outdated term that really means nothing at all... Yet another thing in this blog that's NOT A SURPRISE!
I can make up terms, too, you know. So, I would love to say that I think White suffers from a disease: bad-makeup-stupid-bitch disease. And you don't need Dr. House to diagnose that one.
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