No, seriously. Guam is in desperate need of an anchor of some sort. Without this aforementioned anchor, Guam could float closer to China, far out of reach of the US Military, giving them little-to-no ability to protect it! And fuck, it's bad enough these people don't get Congressional representation. If they were labeled Americans and didn't get military protection, either, they would be in some dire straits![1]
As US Representative Hank Johnson pointed out a little over a week ago, Guam could "become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."[2] Admiral Willard, whom was discussing this matter with Johnson, wholly disagrees with this for some reason.
My only thinking on this is that perhaps the military already has plans to use the Army Corps of Engineers to construct a giant anchor and attach it to the bottom of the (apparently floating) island. And while I'm no geological expert, or a math whiz, my personal suggestion would be that they construct this behemoth anchor and place the anchor somewhere between Toto and Mangilao. That specific location oughta keep this Pacific flotilla from turning upside down, drowning thousands of innocent people.
On a wholly serious note, a wise-woman once said to me (actually, more like several times), "And these are the people we put in charge of important shit!"
1. And I'm not talking about the awful band, either!
2. Source
As US Representative Hank Johnson pointed out a little over a week ago, Guam could "become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."[2] Admiral Willard, whom was discussing this matter with Johnson, wholly disagrees with this for some reason.
My only thinking on this is that perhaps the military already has plans to use the Army Corps of Engineers to construct a giant anchor and attach it to the bottom of the (apparently floating) island. And while I'm no geological expert, or a math whiz, my personal suggestion would be that they construct this behemoth anchor and place the anchor somewhere between Toto and Mangilao. That specific location oughta keep this Pacific flotilla from turning upside down, drowning thousands of innocent people.On a wholly serious note, a wise-woman once said to me (actually, more like several times), "And these are the people we put in charge of important shit!"
1. And I'm not talking about the awful band, either!
2. Source
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